FINALLY

MY LAST BLOG!
(Now I can destroy everything I've made)

Hello my courtesans, this time I will be myself, Cristóbal Albornoz. No characters of my own or from other series... just me. As always, there's a topic, which i cannot remember so I gonna check my partners' blogs. I'll be back soon.

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So, I'm here again, and the topic is about... My favorite picture? I guess they mean any picture: a painting, photo, drawing... Well, I have never had favoritisms, so I dunno what to choose.
I could talk about what I'm creating now: My new comic - Shironeko. Yeah, she wrote a blog some months ago, but she's not only a character, the name's a new cosmos.

Well, the picture I'm gonna choose is this one:
 

So, what's the relevant about this picture. Well, it's a difficult to tell, but makes a new horizon of my concept of the character and the universe in general. This image was made by one of my friends, who... liked Shiro, so I can say this is a "fanart".
It's a little strange that friends of mine fall in love, I mean, like my characters even if I still don't finish the first comic. And the strangest is the WARP he made about the concept.
Shiro is a bad little girl. Rebeld, untidy, manipulative... a simply bad character, in a rancid world. My purpose in this comic is to "screw up(?)" the lolicons. Well, I think I made a monster with this friend of mine.
But at the same time, it's cool to have another perspective of my own creation. Here, she is quiet, and cute... playing on a f*$kin' I-phone 6 (spoiled?)... I really like this picture. He knows to draw very good, and Shiro shows herself so kawaii :3. Even I have this as my profile photo in Facebook.

This changes of perspective is what I like. This time, in reverse. I mean, i like to distort (in a bad but ironic way) aestethics, stories constructed in a edible way. So, Shiro is a story against lolicon using lolicon from the core. But this is a re-distortion of my own point of view. Not as if it returns to the common way, but a reconstruction. A (almost) "pain in the ass" to myself, made by my friend, who is the target public I want to. Aaagrh... just curious ways of the life.

Well, I guess it's too much for now.
Finally, the last of the last
So I want to congratule and thank to my teacher who supports this kind of blogs, and to my classmates who enjoyed (I guess) reading this kind of trash.

This is the last year, so I won't do more of this.
See you in hell
Bye

Hahaha, I'm only kidding, it really was gratifying to write here.
Maybe see next time

And good luck in the exams ;)

How _VEGETABLE-GREEN GREENS_ are you?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???!!! Help the "Earth"?! Me?!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Are you kiddin'?

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Greetings Pathetic and Useless Inferior Human Beings, it's me: ZIM!



As your future leader of this miserable planet, I, the handsome and benevolent Zim, will produce an advanced system which will clean the toxic and repugnant atmosphere, using you as SLAVES to put the machine to work!!! Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha...



But meanwhile, I just want to destroy the Earth... but how? Do you even think I would help the Earth? Don't be ridiculous. If I can (And I do), I'd help to contribute in destroying the environment and sicken those horrible creatures of you... Well, actually I can't.

I lost my "home" last time and I had to live in a hostel with a bothering family... specially the "girl". They force me to clean my own room and RECYCLING anything I had (like milk bottles and that) into a basket. And they have an special trash can for recycled stuff. How I hate them!

 

Yes, these nasty humans avoid me to advance in my way to conquer the Earth. The "GIRl" tells me if I don't be (am not) clean and tidy, she's gonna kick my ass out! I don't want to fail to My Almighty Tallest, but maybe these task are important to complete my mission. So, I'll continue to -helping- this planet to later, DESTROY it!!!

Well, that's all my report. I'll communicate more vital information to this operation. And if some big head and stupid human child tells you about I'm an Alien, he is LYING!!! LYING!!! LYYYYYYIIIIIIING!!!!!!!

Farewell, Foolish Humans

THE SONG
DAS LIED
LA CANCIÓN
歌だ
A CANÇÃO

>>>The "artistic musical piece of arts of music" that means something special to me<<<

Greetings wise guys! This blog is in response of something I forgot/didn't make in its time. A debt blog, a late work... Et cetera (and the rest).
Like semper, I'm gonna play one of my charismatic characters. This time I will be... I don't f#@k%n know... Ah, "I don't know"... I know! Yeah, I'll become in: CHALI GUALI



Who the -heck- is he? I don't know... What does he do? I don't know... but anyway, let's go to the topic.

This time I'm gonna talk/write about my perfect song, why? I don't know (actually, it's my task in this unique and fabulous English class).

The name is (I don't know) "Boku wa Rorikon". A song written by KAWAII, I guess... actually I don't know... really, no Chali Guali phrase this time. All I could say is that this appear to be a parody or something...
Why I like this song? hahahaha... I don... because it reflects the actual me, and the rhythm is catchy.
The song it's about the common guys who like lolis. What is Loli? I don't know :)

The lyrics are, someway, creepy but funny and totally true. For example in the phrase "itaike na kodomo ga suki, ke mo hae sorowanai, amai nioi ga suru" states a beautiful reality that I and everybody are accustomed to.
This song is really crazy, but I can assure you, more than a smile it's gonna make you do. And what's the funniest of all this... it's that I just know this song for about 2 weeks. Hehehehe.

Ok guys, I'm running out of ideas, so, I'll just put the Zelda with the happy song here. Hope you enjoy it and remember, If anybody from the PDI asks for me... I DON'T KNOW!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vithOgC_ZiY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Do you really think I gonna get a job? Our future is doomed!

>>>Meine zukünftige Beschäftigung<<<


Hello again, had been a long time since I see ya, fellas of mine. Es ist diene Liebling Künstler, Don Grifo, in his first appearance as himself. And today he's (I'm) going to talk you, my dear audience, about something that is sure impossible to reach: A JOB... a desired one of course. There are always places for him (me) and various others in some McDonald's or Shoeshop in a Mall.

But well, as you know, his (my) future is -extinct- so you don't need to be conscious about what he's (I'm) gonna do. As an artist (or an arts student) his (my) future job is reduced to work in some barbaric burgers shop, or to ask for alms in a main street in the big city. Well, actually there are many options for him (me) besides being a complete wanderer, like... eh... make portraits in the square?

Anyway, every single human being have dreams. My friend here (myself) has (have) a "dream job": ANIMATION and Audiovisual production of whatever he (I) wished. Just imagine someday he (I) will be capable of make all his character and stories a dream come true.



In the future you will watch on TV the misadventures of a little girl who wants to become a Loli, or read magazines about "The Stories of Gregorio Griffindoor and his friends". Even a complete and successful movie in which two guys destroy the world because they couldn't confess their mutual love. Oh mein Gott, he (I) has a lot in his (my) mind to make reality, and I (he) hope he (I) can make it!

<<<Other dreams jobs include being a popular singer, reach the maximum wisdom and conquer the world...>>>

And with that, I leave you. Have a great week, don't be bad and buy lolicon material for your kinder. Next time we'll be back into the characters.

BYE BYE BYE - Mardonas in our hearts

Wharawanderfooldhey!
(((Drugs can't make me to remember things, even from today...)))


Greetings Space Cowboys (and girls) from the unidimentional world of Lalaloopsy. My name is Kyuubey in "La Pasta" and today I'm gonna make contracts. And talking about the topic, of course. I remember the day I made my first contract as it was yesterday... Heh, good times back then.

Oh, hell, what am I telling you?! I can't remember! The Cocaine and the 3000 years living with Magical Girls have not done any good to my brain. So, I'll try to be concentrated...


>>>As you can see, LA PASTA has me with brainholes<<<

It was when I was a child, at (I dunno) 10 years old?... some... day, at night, inside a van... I was with my family, I mean Mom, My grandparents, my aunt and my cousin (Dad was at work I guess). When, not suddenly, but surprised and a little confused, a car came to us. Yeah, we collide. A drunken old man crush us, in a red car. The windshield flew and hit my Mom, grandmother and cousin (now I remember, my aunt wasn't there... or wasn't my cousin, or not of both?...), anyway... I was in the front seat next to my Grand Dad.


>>>He is Grand Dad<<<

The things I can remerber in that precise moment were two: One, that I ducked somehow I didn't get very injured (just my leg was hit but a little). The second thing, and commonly appears in the movies or cartoons, that my life passed in one second in front of my eyes.

Then I don't know how much time we waited to the arriving of the paramedics. The curious thing about all this was this guy, later hit another guy who was by his bike (those used in fairs) and we met inside the ambulance. He got his head bleeding, very hurt but conscious and he talked with my (I don't remember). It was kinda funny.

Did I mention that the paramedics put us those strange neck things? Well, we arrived to the hospital. The same procedures, blah blah blah... And where are the first contract I've made in this story you may ask? Well, as I tell you, my mind is not the same as before. But, that collision maybe awoke on me some desire to make contracts and transform little girls (lolis) in magical girls (mahou shoujo, puellae magicae), just to avoid the consummation of the entire universe.



So, as you can see, there is nothing special about this day except the "Trauma" it provoked. The same with the days for those girls who made contract with me. Cool, isn't it?

Ok guys, that's all for today and I hope you have enjoyed. See me the next week with more of this crazy stories. If you see a weird cat, with long ears and no emotions, DON'T MAKE A CONTRACT WITH HIM, unless you were male or old, then you can f*#k up.
Kyuubey returns to his native planet. PASTA LA VISTA, ELMANO!!!

This is the ARTIST I admire/like/love/adore/daisuki <3

-----Eh... no, I don't have one... Or actually I don't care too much about that.
Who can I tell about? Oh, yeah! But first let's start with the character of the week: Kirby, in his most catatonic condition.
Yeah, cuz it's me, Kirby, with drugs, alcohol and no mind. But forget about that and let's begin with the topic.

The Artist who I [admire]... Who's this guy?!
Ah! maybe I could talk about... Max Fleischer, yes, Max Fleischer. Why him? Do you remeber Betty Boop or Popeye, the Sailor? No?... Oh guys, you should watch '20s and '30s cartoons.

 



Max Fleischer was one of the pioneers of the animated cartoons. He created classic Icons of the cartoon world, like the beautiful and sexy Betty Boop, and the characters Koko, the Clown, and bimbo, the Dog, who lived strange and surreal adventures in musical cartoons animated by him and his company (specially The Cab Calloway orchestrated cartoons and the colorful short film, Cinderella "played" by Betty Boop). Also, we could mention that he invented the technique called >Rotoscoping<, which allows to trace over live-action footage, frame by frame and create more realistic animated scenes.

Why do I "admire" him? It's not like I ADMIRE him... but as a pioneer in animation and considering the quality of his works, and for creating one of my beloved Waifus, I could say that... yeah, I kinda [appreciate] him.
His animations impacted me the first I watched them. That "Snow White" chapter simply amazed me, when Koko (the clown) starts his song and dance in an ice block. And how to forget "The old man of the Mountain", creepy, odd, but funny. I like the humor used, and I think somehow it influenced me in my creepy way to do things (specially stories). [{(and draw cartoon-like porn, thanks Betty)}]



Well guys, remember, animation is cool, and practically is used in all kind of film.
The begining of this starts in the first years of the 20th century (fox - bad joke). Not only Disney (how I hate him), or Hanna-Barbera (Tom & Jerry is also cool). Watch those amazing cartoons and ADORE BETTY BOOP.

So, that's all F(olks)ers, and now I'm going to overthrow that King Dedede and his stupid monarchy again.

See ya, fellas!

THE BE(A)ST HOLIDAY(S) EVAH!

First, I have to tell you something very important:

>>>I HAVEN'T HAD IT YET<<<

Greetings commander, reporting from the BattleCruiser. Today is a special day, because I had left the character of KING DEDEDE to become in ShiroNeko, the Kawaii Loli Girl.

Now, the main topic. What can I say about my best holiday? Have I ever had a holiday in mah life? Nah, that's too exaggerated. Of course I have vacations, but, they are always in 2 cities: Ovalle, my homeland ;), and "Ex-Belloto Cityland", now Quilpué. So, actually, I've never traveled beyond my relatives houses.

But... I could tell ya something (near) interesting. It's about my School Trip/Tour. -When was that? - Don't remember, I think it was in 2011 or 2010, in November.

-Where? - Hahaha, in the South of Chile, Südenland, Puerto Varas, Frutillar (how I loved Frutillar, so sugoi), Puerto Montt and other places I can't remind. And then, the first time I've been abroad (and just the neighbor country), Bariloche.

-What did I do? - You don't want to know it. Trust me.

-Who was I with? - With my hand... No! I mean, with my classmates from old school. There were Meganekoneko, Kuroneko and even Katawaneko chan. Also that stupid girls I hate: Baka-Bakeneko and Minikuineko.

Remeber guys, I'm a Neko kawaii Loli Girl <3

Ok fellas, It's time to go. No more of frustrated trips or... wait a second, did I said frust... hehehe, I mean, FABULOUS trip. Yeeeeeeeeah... Charming, Wonderful and Amazing Trip I had. Next time I'm gonna travel to Nordenland, maybe Arica, to eat in Tacna while I'm there. I hope the day that I finally travel to Japan and visit all those Sugoi and Kawaii Places, and dress myself in a Cosplay and dance and sing in a J-Pop band. I'm so fascinated :P

Hai, hai, hai. I'm gonna leave you guys. But soon will be more exciting monogatari (stories) to be told. Sayounara! Daisuki ;)