(((Drugs can't make me to remember things, even from today...)))
Greetings Space Cowboys (and girls) from the unidimentional world of Lalaloopsy. My name is Kyuubey in "La Pasta" and today I'm gonna make contracts. And talking about the topic, of course. I remember the day I made my first contract as it was yesterday... Heh, good times back then.
Oh, hell, what am I telling you?! I can't remember! The Cocaine and the 3000 years living with Magical Girls have not done any good to my brain. So, I'll try to be concentrated...
>>>As you can see, LA PASTA has me with brainholes<<<
It was when I was a child, at (I dunno) 10 years old?... some... day, at night, inside a van... I was with my family, I mean Mom, My grandparents, my aunt and my cousin (Dad was at work I guess). When, not suddenly, but surprised and a little confused, a car came to us. Yeah, we collide. A drunken old man crush us, in a red car. The windshield flew and hit my Mom, grandmother and cousin (now I remember, my aunt wasn't there... or wasn't my cousin, or not of both?...), anyway... I was in the front seat next to my Grand Dad.
>>>He is Grand Dad<<<
The things I can remerber in that precise moment were two: One, that I ducked somehow I didn't get very injured (just my leg was hit but a little). The second thing, and commonly appears in the movies or cartoons, that my life passed in one second in front of my eyes.
Then I don't know how much time we waited to the arriving of the paramedics. The curious thing about all this was this guy, later hit another guy who was by his bike (those used in fairs) and we met inside the ambulance. He got his head bleeding, very hurt but conscious and he talked with my (I don't remember). It was kinda funny.
Did I mention that the paramedics put us those strange neck things? Well, we arrived to the hospital. The same procedures, blah blah blah... And where are the first contract I've made in this story you may ask? Well, as I tell you, my mind is not the same as before. But, that collision maybe awoke on me some desire to make contracts and transform little girls (lolis) in magical girls (mahou shoujo, puellae magicae), just to avoid the consummation of the entire universe.
So, as you can see, there is nothing special about this day except the "Trauma" it provoked. The same with the days for those girls who made contract with me. Cool, isn't it?
Ok guys, that's all for today and I hope you have enjoyed. See me the next week with more of this crazy stories. If you see a weird cat, with long ears and no emotions, DON'T MAKE A CONTRACT WITH HIM, unless you were male or old, then you can f*#k up.
Kyuubey returns to his native planet. PASTA LA VISTA, ELMANO!!!
