WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???!!! Help the "Earth"?! Me?!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Are you kiddin'?
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Greetings Pathetic and Useless Inferior Human Beings, it's me: ZIM!
As your future leader of this miserable planet, I, the handsome and benevolent Zim, will produce an advanced system which will clean the toxic and repugnant atmosphere, using you as SLAVES to put the machine to work!!! Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
But meanwhile, I just want to destroy the Earth... but how? Do you even think I would help the Earth? Don't be ridiculous. If I can (And I do), I'd help to contribute in destroying the environment and sicken those horrible creatures of you... Well, actually I can't.
I lost my "home" last time and I had to live in a hostel with a bothering family... specially the "girl". They force me to clean my own room and RECYCLING anything I had (like milk bottles and that) into a basket. And they have an special trash can for recycled stuff. How I hate them!
Yes, these nasty humans avoid me to advance in my way to conquer the Earth. The "GIRl" tells me if I don't be (am not) clean and tidy, she's gonna kick my ass out! I don't want to fail to My Almighty Tallest, but maybe these task are important to complete my mission. So, I'll continue to -helping- this planet to later, DESTROY it!!!
Well, that's all my report. I'll communicate more vital information to this operation. And if some big head and stupid human child tells you about I'm an Alien, he is LYING!!! LYING!!! LYYYYYYIIIIIIING!!!!!!!
Farewell, Foolish Humans
